Aug 25 2009

Peter Pan Set Time!

Ian E. Muller

So the first play I will be working on with the Caesar Rodney Thespian Society is Peter Pan. This is pretty exciting because A: I love Peter Pan, I’m sure it’s had some influence on my life in general, and B: it has some intese sets. And I’m building all of them (with some help).

My job currently is to blueprint each set, see what materials we will need (ahhh guesstimates) and to start building the first set. I don’t want to talk about what the sets are, or what my designs are, because… well… come see the bloody show if you want to find out, but I will talk about how hard they are going to be to build.

I have my work cut out for me, but I’m excited. This will be extremely fun, and I had a blast working on the Arsenic and Old Lace set, figuring out how to solve some of the… challenges we had (ah building a second story and grandfather clock…). It was a lot of fun, and I can’t wait to tackle some of the challenges in these sets either.

So if you see me complaining about trying to build something insane, keep inmind why… and remind me of this post :).

~Ian


Jul 26 2009

Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Wonderland… I mean Alice in Christmas… I mean… Corpse Alice… wait…

Ian E. Muller

I love Tim Burton. I have yet to see a movie he’s been involved with that I didn’t like. Nightmare Before Christmas is one of my favorite movies, his versions of Batman (Batman and Batman Returns) are extremely fun movies, and Sweeney Todd is one of the best movies I’ve seen in quite a few years. The man has a certain genius for creating movies that twist your perceptions. When he remakes a movie (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Planet of the Apes) it manages to retain a sense of the original, while still being a remarkable, creative movie in it’s own right. I’ve always been a fan of him, since I first saw Beetle Juice and Batman as a child, and I’ve never been disappointed, even by his remake of Planet of the Apes.

When I read that Burton was making a version of my second favorite Disney movie ever, in his own twisted vision, I became very excited. The Fox and The Hound might be my favorite, but Disney’s Alice in Wonderland probably helped shaped me into the inquisitive person I am today. It’s also one of my favorite books, and I think Lewis Carroll is a genius, but that’s for a different post.

So Tim Burton is remaking Alice in Wonderland. What does this mean? Lately his movies have gotten a little more twisted and dark, so are we going to get an Edward Scizzorhand-ian “Through the Looking Glass” tale? Is it going to be geared more towards kids like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Hearing the casting made me even more excited, Johnny Depp was obviously the choice for Mad Hatter, but with Timothy Spall (The Bloodhound), Christopher Lee (The Jabberwock), and Alan Rickman (The Caterpillar) in there it can’t miss, and casting Stephen Fry as The Cheshire Cat seals the deal for me (and yes, of course Helena Bohnam Carter was cast as the Red Queen… was there a question about that?). Then there’s a twist…

This weekend the promo trailer for the movie was released, and I was mildly surprised. After seeing the picture of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter I was looking forward to a gothic creepy version of the tale (as that’s the impression I got from the picture). Then I saw the trailer and was surprised. This is going to be (partially) animated? Oh… cool! There is nothing wrong with that. My favorite Burton movie (or at least it was for 14 years until Sweeney Todd came out…) is animated, so I obviously like his animated work. It just was a surprise (which is a good thing in a way - surprises are always fun). It also looks like it’s going to be geared a little towards children (though what Tim Burton movie really is in reality?). Also not a bad thing. It’s good to make something the whole family can enjoy… plus it introduces a new generation to the twisted genius.

So am I still excited about Tim Burton making Alice in Wonderland? Oh hell yes. In a different way though. Not in a lesser way, just different. So hurry up and bring me one of my favorite tales damn it! :D

Oh, and it’s being done in 3-D technology too, which is pretty damn awesome (and it will be really creepy seeing a partially animated Johnny Depp Mad Hatter jumping out of the screen at me…).

And of course, I’m never one to leave someone in the dark, so here’s the trailer - Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland.

~Ian


Jul 23 2009

A Song of Ice and Fire!

Ian E. Muller

It’s not too frequently that I geek out on here, in the  common sense of the word. I am a geek though. I enjoy comics, sci-fi and fantasy novels and movies, etc. And currently, I have something very awesome to geek-gasm over.

A little while ago, George R.R. Martin’s fantasy series, A Song of Ice and Fire, was picked up by HBO for a series, starting with the first novel, A Game of Thrones. Martin has posted a little about the goings on of this deal on his blog, Not A Blog. After picking a director and writer, they went into chosing film locations, specifically Northern Ireland for primary filming, and Morocco as a remote filming location (if you’re familiar with the series, this will be the location for the Dany* scenes).

Recently, most of the news related to the series has been about casting for the pilot, and it is this most recent news that has gotten me excited. It was just confirmed that Sean Bean has been cast as one of the major characters in A Game of Thrones, Eddard Stark*. For those unfamiliar with the series, the majority of the plot centers around the Stark family, and Eddard is the father of the Stark children, as well as one of the other main characters (and my favorite) Jon Snow*. I doubt any of you are unfamiliar with Sean Bean, but just incase, he played the part of Boromir (excellently, I might add) in the Lord of the Rings films, as well as a major role in the first Pierce Brosnan James Bond film - GoldenEye, Ronin, Equilibrium (which I mentioned recently), and Troy, just to name a few of the excellent films he has been in.

A few of the other casting choices announced are Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister*, Mark Addy as Robert Baratheon* (most well known for his parts in the Heath Ledger films A Knight’s Tale and The Order), Jack Gleeson (who plays the little boy in Batman Begins) as Joffrey Baratheon*, Harry Lloyd as Viserys Targaryen* (who played Will Scarlett on BBC’s Robin Hood series which I have heard excellent things about), and finally unknown actor Kit Harington as the previously mentioned Jon Snow*.

I am rather excited about all of these choices, in particular Sean Bean and Mark Addy, both excellent actors I think. Besides the fact that this series will be bringing my favorite fantasy book series to film (TV, but same difference), I became rather excited over this when they announced that David Benioff would be writing the script adaptation of the book. Benioff worked on 25th Hour, Troy, The Kite Runner, and most recently X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I thought that 25th Hour was an amazing movie, with some amazing writing, and Troy and Wolverine were excellent movies, so this is extremely exciting - to have such an accomplished film writer working on A Game of Thrones.

As long as they stay true to Martins writing, and cover the intense political drama and character development in the series, this TV adaptation of the books will be amazing, and will keep fans extremely happy. Oh, and a rumor flying around is that they have cast Gillian Anderson (the hotty from X-Files) as Catelyn (Tully) Stark*, Eddard’s wife, which would be pretty awesome if it’s true.

If you would like to keep tabs on news about this, check out a fan’s blog for news about the series - Winter Is Coming.

*The links to the character bio’s on Tower of the Hand contain many spoilers, so don’t look at them if you have any interest in reading the series.

~Ian


Jul 12 2009

Top 10? Post-Apocalyptic Movies (Honorable Mention List)

Ian E. Muller

For various reasons, certain movies were left off of my Top 10? list, and rather than deal with the angry comments “RAR you left off my favorite movie X” I figured I would just give a short explanation. So without further ado, here they are.

Society Rebuilt: The movies in this list were left off before they are Post-Apocalyptic, but take place when society has already been rebuilt after the Apocalypse, so I don’t see them as survivor  films, but more “What would happen in Y scenario.”

Akira - This movie is amazing, and I struggled between it and “Vampire Hunter D” for my list, but decided to go with D because Akira is more a “society rebuilt” film to me.

Equilibrium - This movie is fantastic, and very well done.  But it’s a society rebuilt film.

The Planet of the Apes (Series) - I know I’m going to get some hate-mail for leaving this one out, but it’s simple really. Just because it’s not human society that was rebuilt, doesn’t mean it’s not civilization. The world was rebuilt and is thriving again, it’s just not humans who rebuilt it. Deal.

Escape From New York - I don’t remember this film very well, but I seem to recall it’s a society rebuilt one as well.

Localized Apocalypse: These movies didn’t make the cut because, while they are Post-Apocalyptic… the Apocalypse only happened in a (relatively) small area, such as England, or America. Therefore, they aren’t world-wide, and I made that one of my criteria in order to shorten my list.

28 Days Later - It’s not shown in the movie, but the rage “zombies” are only affecting England at the time, so it doesn’t count as world-wide. Now, if you want to argue “but in ‘28 Weeks Later‘ it starts to spread to the rest of the world” (Yes, it’s a spoiler, but the movie’s been out for a few years deal) I would then tell you “Yes, but in ‘28 Weeks Later’ they are trying to rebuilt England, it’s still localized, and they only hint at it spreading to France, plus, it’s not the same movie, so shush.”

Doomsday - I think I liked this film. It wasn’t amazing, but it was fun. However, the Apocalypse here only hit Scotland, so it’s even more localized than in “28 Days Later.”

Resident Evil: Extinction - I love this movie. I think they did a really good job with the Resident Evil film franchise, despite them being distinctly different than the games. I enjoyed this movie a lot, and felt like (up until the end) it was a bad ass Post-Apocalyptic film. Then the end happens, and it’s a giant action sequence (I like those too, don’t get me wrong) and Alice is all “I’m going to tear down Umbrella woo!” Now, this probably would have made it to my list, except that, while it isn’t confirmed, it’s implied that the Zombie Apocalypse is only affecting North America in the film, because of the whole deal with Japan at the end… We’ll see in  the 4th movie though.

Currently Apocalyptic: The movies in this list are excellent, and the only reason I ended up cutting them is because they are more “the apocalypse  is happening right now” than Post-Apocalyptic. Therefore, I can’t really call them Post-Apocalyptic can I?

The Terminator (Series) - These movies are excellent, fun, and entertaining. I haven’t seen the newest installment (though I plan on seeing it as soon as it hits DVD), but from the first three I can definitely call these “current Apocalypse” not Post-Apocalypse.

The Day After Tomorrow - This is a damn fun movie. I’ve been a fan of Jake Gyllenhaal since I watched Donnie Darko, and I was  a fan of the rest of the casting. It’s a well done movie that explores the idea of a new Ice-Age very well. However, it’s a “we’re trying to survive while the Apocalypse is happening” film, not a Post-Apocalyptic on.

Television Miniseries: Normally, this wouldn’t be criteria to cut something from my list, but in order to make the list shorter, I had to. There was only one “movie” that fit it anyway…

The Stand - An amazing mini-series based on the Stephen King novel. I absolutely loved “The Stand” and would definitely watch it again, just had to cut the list down to “10.”

Others: These movies didn’t fit a category that I was able to cut, they just simply weren’t as high on my list as the ones that made it.

Waterworld - Because I, for some strange reason, always lump “The Postman” and “Waterworld” together (probably because of Kevin Costner) I decided to only choose one of them, and I think “The Postman” is simply a better film.

Reign of Fire - Excellently dragon-y movie, with dragons, about dragons. Made by dragons (okay, probably not). For dragons (also… probably not). Did I mention dragons? Sorry… inside jokes aside. Fun movie, just not as good as the others on the list to me. I mentioned the dragons though, right?

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind - An amazing anime film, I had the same issues with this as I did trying to pick between “Akira” and “Vampire Hunter D.” I ended up using the “there are too many films to pick, so I’m only picking one anime” excuse for cutting this one. And I simply prefer “Vampire Hunter D” because A: Vampires, and B: It’s dark and creepy and I love that.

Dark City - This movie I actually figured out a category for cutting it. It’s very “alternate-dimension”-esque. This made me decide that cutting it was okay, because while it’s absolutely-brilliant… it’s just “too far out there” for my list. It’s more straight up Sci-Fi than Post-Apocalypse.

Well there you have it. These are all the Post-Apocalyptic(ish) movies I could think of that I’ve seen. If you can think of another one, I probably haven’t seen it yet (I’ll get to it) and that’s why it didn’t make the list. If you think of one I have happened to see that I didn’t explain why it wasn’t on the list, feel free to bring it up!

~Ian


Jul 11 2009

Top 10? Post-Apocalyptic Movies

Ian E. Muller

While looking up Post-Apocalyptic/Apocalyptic movies, I ran across a few “Top 10″ lists. While they were, for the most part, excellent lists, it reminded me of a few movies I believe belong on a “Top 10″ list of Post-Apocalyptic movies. After setting a few parameters, such as, “all the movies on the list have to be movies I have seen,” and limiting myself to only Post-Apocalyptic movies, not ones set during the Apocalyptic event itself. I also chose to leave out a few movies on a few other specifications, which I will cover later. So without further ado, here are my Top 10? Post-Apocalyptic Movies.

10 - Zardoz (Purchase)

While “Zardoz” isn’t by far the best movie, and many would say it’s downright awful, it has a special appeal to me. Namely… Sean Connery is in it. The movie also has a not-so-subtle anti-violence message, though this message has a “twist” to it. This movie has to be on my list simply because of how absurd it is. It might have bad acting, a bad plot, and terrible special effects, but it is silly, and that’s what lets it slide into my number 10 slot.

9 - The Matrix (Series)

(Ironically, I’m watching the remake of “The Day the Earth Stood Still” with Keanu Reaves as I type this.) “The Matrix” was a pivotal and groundbreaking film accomplishment. It began many (now overused) cinematic styles (such as the ever popular “bullet-time”) and it grossed over $171,000,000 in the US alone, these facts alone can guarantee it’s place in history. However, the story was also phenomenal, and for me pretty much directly opened up the gateway to philosophical inquiry, something I had never really explored before (and my degree now is in Philosophy, so what does that tell you). And regardless of anyone elses feelings, I actually enjoy the other two films (and I love “The Animatrix” almost as much as the first film), so I believe they deserve a place on this list as well, hence why they are all lumped together.

The Films (in order):
The Matrix (Purchase)
The Animatrix (Purchase) (Watch for free on Hulu)
The Matrix Reloaded (Purchase)
The Matrix Revolutions (Purchase)

8 - Six-String Samurai (Purchase)

This little known film gets a place on my list simply because of how clever it is. Set in a world where the US has been wiped out by the Soviets, music is “king.” Elvis, who rules the American Wastelands from Las Vegas, has died, and a new king of Rock n’ Roll must be found. The main character (who looks much like Buddy Holly) is traveling to Las Vegas to become the new king, and fights various bands of people on his way, particularly “Death”, who represents Heavy Metal. The movie is more comedy than action, and is as hilarious as it is entertaining. It is also a commentary on the “death” of rock music by metal, represented by “Death” (who resembles Slash) killing off characters representing styles of Rock n’ Roll. Its combination of music with the Post-Apocalyptic theme makes it a necessity for my list.

7 - Logan’s Run (Purchase)

“Logan’s Run” is a classic and deserves to be ony practically any “Top 10″ list, let alone a Post-Apocalyptic one. This is one of the first Sci-Fi movies I ever saw as a child, and the second Post-Apocalyptic one (the first being later on this list), and it made quite an impression. It was also the first dystopian film I ever saw, and it, along with the novels 1984 (Purchase) and Brave New World (Purchase) hooked me on the genre entirely. And I wont even touch on the social and political ideas in it, just see it for yourselves.

6 - The Postman (Purchase)

This movie get’s a bad rap. It, as well as “Waterworld” (Purchase), are seen in general, I think, as bad movies. This, is ridiculous. I said it, and I’ll stick by it. I chose to leave “Waterworld” off of this list simply because I feel that “The Postman” is the better of the two, and, for some reason I have always lumped the two together. But enough about “Waterworld”. “The Postman” is, in essence, the quintessential Post-Apocalyptic movie. It as all the elements of survival, shock, attempts to rebuilt society, and fighting. It also has some interesting character development that I rather enjoyed. It’s also based off of a book, which I should read…

5 - Vampire Hunter D (Purchase)

The only Anime film to make it to my list, and for damn good reason. “Vampire Hunter D” is dark, disturbing, and weird. Vampires rule over humans in this world, and humans are living in medieval conditions, while the vampires seem to have almost “future-punk” interior architecture in their castle. Never mind the second movie, which is also good in it’s own right (and done by an amazing animation studio) -”Bloodlust” (Purchase) is different in that the world  is much more technologically advanced, it almost seems like the two movies take place hundreds of years apart. Which is highly possible and likely. The film is excellent, and was the first anime movie I ever saw, so it will always hold a special place in my heart. (Note that this compares the two films, not the novels.)

4 - 12 Monkeys (Purchase)

Is an odd choice for my list, and I purposefully left out the “Terminator” series for the same reasons I could have left this movie out, but I chose to keep it because A: It’s significantly better than all of the “Terminator” movies, and B: It works slightly differently. “12 Monkeys” is also based on the short 60’s French film “La Jetée” (Purchase). It combined Post-Apocalyptic future with time travel, which gives it a slight boost up my chart, and I feel that it gives a rather poignant and accurate account of the human condition towards the end, which I wont spoil for those who haven’t seen it. Now I just need to find a copy of “La Jetée” somewhere so I can check that out…

3 - Mad Max (Trilogy)

The “Mad Max” movies were my first introduction to the Post-Apocalyptic scenario and I’ve been fascinated by it ever since. These three movies are each fantastic in their own right, with the final one (”Beyond Thunderdome”) being the most well known. The original movie was also one of Mel Gibson’s first roles, and helped bring him into the spotlight. The films are all rather dark (though they get less so with each film I believe) and basically follow the life of Max Rockatansky, surviving in a desolate Post-Apocalyptic Australia. One thing that always fascinated me by this film series is that it seemed that the major cause of the fall of civilization in the films seems to be  the scarcity of fuel, destroying energy resources and transportation. It is an idea that I haven’t seen explored anywhere else, and I find it particularly fascinating. They are also planning on making a fourth movie (without Mel Gibson) as well as a feature-length Anime film and a video game. It looks to be interesting…

The Films (in order):
Mad Max (Purchase)
Mad Max 2 (The Road Warrior) (Purchase)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (Purchase)
Mad Max 4 (Currently in Pre-Production)

2 - The Last Man On Earth (Purchase)/The Omega Man (Purchase)/I Am Legend (Purchase)

The novel I Am Legend by Richard Matheson (Purchase) was written in 1954 has spawned 3* films since then, the most recent being the Will Smith movie of the same title, and the best being the Vincent Price movie “The Last Man on Earth.” The 1971 version, “The Omega Man,” is the film differing the most of the novel, and while it’s a good movie, doesn’t compare to the Vincent Price one in my opinion. The recent adaptation also deviates from the novel, and completely misses the point of it (though it is still an enjoyable film). If you want to see the proper movie adaptation of the novel please watch the original Vincent Price version.

The movies, and novel, are horror-esque, and deal with a genetically/viral-ly created zombie-like vampire creation, which has wiped out humanity, the main character being the last surviving member of the race. I have yet  to see “The Quiet Earth” (Purchase) (which I hear achieves this better), but I feel this movie perfectly captures how one would go mad from literally being the only human left alive on the planet.

*The movie “I Am Omega” (no I will not provide a  link to purchase, don’t buy this crap) is a low-budget straight to video film put out before “I Am Legend” to capitalize on the big-Hollywood film, and is also loosely based on the novel. It is terrible, do not watch it, unless you enjoy B-Horror movies like I do.
Additionally, the next movies I am about to mention were inspired by the book and first Vincent Price adaptation…

Update: Watch “The Last Man on Earth” for free on Hulu. - The Last Man on Earth

1 - Living Dead (Series)

If anyone would like to contest my opinion that the George A. Romero “Night of the Living Dead” (and subsequent five official films (with a sixth currently in production), as well as numerous remakes, parodies, spin-offs, and non-theatrical works. “Day of the Dead,” the third movie in the “series” is by far my favorite movie, ever, and each of the others would be in my top 10 movies as well (so I usually do what I did in this case and lump them all together in the number 1 slot…). Rating each other these movies separately would require about 20 pages for my to accurately describe why each is amazing, so I’ll try to keep it short. Covering the ever-loved topic of Zombie Apocalypse, and pretty much inventing the “genre” with the first “Night of the Living Dead,” Romero created a masterpiece of horror and cinema that will probably be remembered for ages. The movies are not only particularly amazing, both in script as well as cinematography, but also cover social commentary on racism, consumerism, over-use of military, class-ism and class conflict, and human nature, respectively, as well as many other topics covered in less length through all the movies.

Various films in the series have also been remade (two version of Night, one of Dawn, and one of Day), has two spin-off movie series - the “Return of the Living Dead” series started by Dan O’Bannon, five films all of which are terrible, and John Russo’s retelling of the original Night, with it’s sequel “Children of the Living Dead,” which I feel actually detract from the original film in some ways, though they aren’t as terrible as the “Return of the Living Dead” series. There have also been four or five unofficial remakes/sequels, and various parodies, the best, and most well known, being “Shaun of the Dead,” (Purchase) the 2004 “romantic zombie comedy” filmed in Britain starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

Over all Romero’s series is one of the most celebrated and well-known horror “franchises” in existence, and can be considered the definitive zombie series. In the end it seems the best, and obvious, choice for my number one slot.

The Films (in order):
Night of the Living Dead (1968 - Purchase - Watch for free on Hulu) (1990 remake - Purchase) (2006 3D remake - Purchase)
Dawn of the Dead (1978 - Purchase) (2004 remake - Purchase)
Day of the Dead (1985 - Purchase) (2005 unofficial sequel - Purchase) (2008 remake - Purchase)
Land of the Dead (2005) (Purchase)
Diary of the Dead (2007) (Purchase)
…of the Dead (Currently in post-production)

I realize that this list technically covers more than 10 movies (hence the “?” in the title). I realize I also left out some great films, which I will explain the reason for in a future post (and the only reason it’s not in *this* post is because it will take me way too long and I want to post this). If you want to take issue with the movies I chose, or didn’t choose, feel free to comment. I have provided links to every movie so that you may explore my choices further, and I highly recommend you see any movies on my list that you haven’t seen before, particularly the “Mad Max” or “Living Dead” movies. Enjoy!

~Ian


Jan 22 2009

Book to Screen

Ian E. Muller

One of my favorite books, Rain Fall by Barry Eisler, has been made into a movie. This. Is. Awesome. The only actor in the movie I’ve ever heard of is Gary Oldman (Yes, Gary Oldman is in it, sweeeeet). Otherwise the cast is made up of mostly Asian actors, none of whom, from the Japanese website for the movie (Click Here) look the parts to me. That’s okay though, because the author, Eisler, seems happy with the choices, and that’s what matters. Go to the website and flick on the third (right most) link in the middle of the page and you can see the trailer. It looks pretty awesome to me. I would suggest going to read the book (it’s short and quick) before seeing the movie if you are interested. Basically it’s an noir-ish story about an assassin who’s protecting the daughter of one of his hits… and it’s really bloody good. I look forward to them making the other books into movies (fingers crossed).

On top of this, recently (read: a while ago) George R. R. Martin’s series a Song of Ice and Fire has been tagged for an HBO (in partnership with BBC apparently) series. It’s been given the green light, and David Benioff and D.B. Weiss are in charge of writing and production (Benioff wrote 25th Hour, Troy, and the new Wolverine movie; Weiss… I have no idea). Martin is very excited about this, so he obviously approves, and therefor I am excited about it as well. They haven’t even started casting, but I have a feeling it will be awesome. Season 1 will cover the first book, A Game of Thrones, and I guess we’ll see where it goes from there. You can read Martin’s posts on the subject at his Not A Blog.

Two of my favorite books moving to the screen, one movie, one tv. Pretty exciting!

~Ian


Jul 7 2008

Mighty Fuck

Brandon N. Schory

2005:

Richard Pryor
Rosa Parks
Pope John Paul II
Hunter S. Thompson
Arthur Miller

2006:

Syd Barrett
Billy Preston
James Brown
Ahmet Ertegün

2007:

Kurt Vonnegut
Luciano Pavarotti

2008:

George Carlin
Bo Diddley
Harvey Korman
Sir Arthur C. Clarke
Thomas M. Disch
Heath Ledger

RIP all y’all. What a sad 4 years.

- B

P.S: Yes, I know Charlton Heston and Mitch Hedberg aren’t on the list, but Heath Ledger is. I’m currently caught up in The Dark Knight buzz, and frankly I think Heath Ledger was a batter actor than Charlton Heston could ever hope to be. Add on to that the NRA stuff, etc. I’m also not a stoner, so I don’t “get” the huge frenzy around Mitch Hedberg. He was a funny guy who made me laugh for a bit. I thank him for that, but he doesn’t get on the list. Also, some will probably notice I left off Robert Jordan. I hear he’s fantastic, but until I read some of his stuff, he doesn’t get on my list either. (Ian you can feel free to add him if you want).


May 23 2008

Movie Time!

Ian E. Muller

So, I watched possibly the most terribly awesome movie tonight. Bug. Came out in 2006, Ashley Judd, touted as a Horror flick.

It sucked.

Until the last 20 minutes.

And then it made the entire movie awesome.  If you like really fucked up movies about weird shit… watch it. Don’t buy it, rent it. I don’t think many people would appreciate it’s brilliance. It definitely helps if you know that it’s based off of a play, because it feels like one. It starts off very slow, like an artsy play.  I think it would work a lot better on stage. If anyone hears about it being done somewhere on the East Coast let me know… I’d drive to go see that.

Watched 30 Days of Night again too. Definitely works better on the big screen, but was very good the second time around nonetheless.  I need to go buy it…
That’s about all for now. I’ve been working a lot and trying to get some stuff sorted out. Playing guitar has replaced writing for the past couple days, I’ll write more soon though.

Till later.

~Ian

P.S. OH DEAR GOD THE BUGS THEY ARE EVERYWHERE GET THEM OFF! Hehe.


Jan 21 2008

Lord of the Rings - The “good” version

Ian E. Muller

So Brandon and I decided to watch Lord of the Rings the other day. We started with Fellowship and watched all of that. Then today looked at Two Towers and both kind of thought “This gets really long…” Then we came upon an awesome idea. Neither of us like Frodo. Elijah Woods is a shite actor, and the scenes are boring and annoying. So… skip them. That’s right, the trick to watching LotR in a reasonable time and actually making the movie better (in my opinion) - whenever a scene with Frodo in it comes on (after the first movie obviously) - skip it. Just hit “next chapter” and enjoy. The movie doesn’t lose any of its continuity, and honestly, you realize how few scenes there actually are of Frodo, Sam, and Gollum. It’s quite awesome. The only scene we still watched was the end in the volcano, that was awesome (just watching him go from 10 to 9 fingers is funny). Also, realizing that he actually fails in his quest is quite awesome (I’m sorry, but Frodo doesn’t throw the ring into the volcano, so, he doesn’t actually complete his task, proving that he is a failure).

Anyway, I’m done I just figured I would share this new found entertainment with the world.

~Ian


Jan 15 2008

Jack’s Obsession - the Being & Time version

Ian E. Muller

Brandon and I are watching “The Nightmare Before Christmas“, and the song Jack’s Obsession came on.  Now, I TA Existentialism and Brandon is taking it this semester, so while listening to the song it kind of kicked both of  - this works REALLY well with taking the class.  So without further ado, here is the altered version of the song which he and I came up with.  If you don’t know the song… click here.  Also, here are the original lyrics.

Jack’s Obsession (B&T version)

CITIZENS OF BEING:
Something’s up with Jack
Something’s up with Jack
Don’t know if we’re ever going to get him back

He’s all alone up there
Locked away inside
Never says a word
Hope he hasn’t died

Something’s up with Jack
Something’s up with Jack

JACK:
Being and Time is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be? I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I’ve got it, and then at last
Through my bony fingers it does slip
Like a snowflake in a fiery grip

Something’s here I’m not quite getting
Though I try, I keep forgetting
Like a memory long since past
Here in an instant, gone in a flash
What does it mean?
What does it mean?

In these words of Greek and Latin
A secret’s waiting to be cracked
These lines and pages confuse me so
Confound it all, I love it though

Simple phrases, nothing more
But something’s hidden through a door
Though I do not have the key
Something’s there I cannot see
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Hmm…

I’ve read this blasted book so many times
I know the words and I know the lines
I know the German phrasing all by heart
My skull’s so full, it’s tearing me apart
As often as I’ve read them, something’s wrong
So hard to put my bony finger on

Or perhaps it’s really not as deep
As I’ve been led to think
Am I trying much too hard?
Of course! I’ve been too close to see
The answer’s right in front of me
Right in front of me

It’s simple really, very clear
Like music drifting in the air
Invisible, but everywhere
Just because I cannot see it
Doesn’t mean I can’t believe it

You know, I think this Being thing
It’s not as tricky as it seems
And why should he have all the fun?
It should belong to anyone

Not anyone, in fact, but me
Why, I could make Heidegger see
That there’s no reason I can find
I couldn’t handle Being and Time

I bet I could improve it too
And that’s exactly what I’ll do
Hee, hee, hee
Eureka! This year, Being will be… MINE!

Enjoy! Hee, hee hee.  And remember…. BUNNY!

~Ian & Brandon


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