Aug 11 2009

Hosting, or rather the lack thereof…

Ian E. Muller

So apparently the hosting service I use has been going downhill, a lot, the past year or so. I popped on to check how many posts behind I was (am) in the Blogenning to find my site down this morning. “This isn’t good,” I thought. I tried to access the admin site for my hosting service, nothing. I tried to access their main website, nothing. I tried to call them when I found their customer service number online… nothing. “Hmmmm…” I though, as I chatted with Brandon about it, “This isn’t good at all…”

Then suddenly my site comes back up (obviously). No explanation, no apology, no response from my hosting company. And apparently this has been going on for a while, for a variety of reasons and people.

So I’m thinking about switching my hosting service.

The obvious option is godaddy. They’re pretty much the most well known service around (that I can think of anyway) and their prices are good… only slightly more than I’m paying now I believe. What service do you all use? I’m looking for options here, because I have a few months left on my current subscription to this company, and I figure I’ll ride it out while I think about switching. I’m  looking for  pricing and options mostly, how many MySQL databases, bandwidth, etc. Please, leave comments :).

So that’s why my site has been down, if you were wondering, and that’s what’s been going on.

More postenings soon!

~Ian


Jul 31 2009

A few more changes (again), and an interesting note.

Ian E. Muller

In case you haven’t noticed I’ve made a few more changes to the site. The biggest one being the new banner at the top of the screen (avert your eyes a degree or two up and you’ll probably be able to see it…). I also changed up a few minor details on the site, including the “best viewed at” part of the about section to the right (I added Chrome to the acceptable browsers and updated the best resolution to 1280×1024). On to the “interesting note.”

I’ve had wordpress statistics installed on my blog pretty much since I started it. It keeps track of how many visits I get a day, what posts people are reading, how they are finding my site, etc. This lets me track unique page visits as well, how many IPs hit my site each day. When I’m posting regularly this number usually averages around 45-50, some days it’s around 30, some it’s around 70. The last few days it has skyrocketed, and it didn’t take my long to figure out why. Megan Fox Porn.

Yes. The day after I posted my “short” rant on  how Megan Fox has the acting abilities of a porn star (okay, a bad one, I have to admit some porn stars aren’t horrendous actresses apparently), my “unique visits” counter shot up to 188, more than triple the daily average. Because people searching for “megan fox porn”/”megan fox porno”/”fox demon porn” (I wonder about that one…) have been visiting my site in droves. Now, while this drives up my page visits, and I’ve noticed that many of these people are probably reading other articles on my site as well (based on the what posts are being read stats), I’m conflicted about this. Do I really want the tools that A: think Megan Fox is hot, and B: want to see her having sex, looking at my site? Yes and no. On one hand, I’ve seen the Paris Hilton sex tape purely out of morbid curiosity, so I understand the amusement/boredom factor in looking up “famous person porn.” On the other hand, Megan Fox doesn’t have a (known) sex tape, so it’s purely people going “I want to see Magan Fox nekkid hurr hurr” (Yes “magan” was one of the spellings that got people to my site…) and searching in their sad desperation online for anything hinting at nakedness involving this girl. (A note to those of you reading this article because you were searching online for Megan Fox porn – I offer no apologies for this post, if you’re reasons for looking up “Megan Fox porn” are not sad desperation, good for you, you don’t need to yell at me, just feel confident in your superiority and know that I don’t give a shit.)

So am I happy about the massively increased viewing of my website? Yes. Am I happy about the reason? Not really, but I’ll take what I can get…

~Ian


Jul 28 2009

Wait, Megan Fox isn’t a porn star?

Ian E. Muller

So, I keep hearing about this “Megan Fox” person. Something about acting or whatever. So look her up, and go “Oh, she looks like a porn star, must do porn…” The people I talk to aren’t squeamish or prudes, so being told about a porn star is something I’d expect. I mean, look at the girl. Plastic-y looking face, blank expression, lips in an… “inviting” position. Porn star, right? Apparently not! I’ve since been informed that she’s a “legitimate” actress, and was actually in the Transformers movies. Really? Huh… could have fooled me…

Or wait, is this one of those “Carmen Electra” things - “No we swear she’s a legitimate actress…. *shifty eyes*”? No? Huh… okay. So you’re saying Megan Fox isn’t a porn star? But she’s a terrible actress. You’re sure? Alright… I believe you I guess… Oh wait, she’s a vapid, air head, who can’t act, but thinks she’s the hottest new thing and sells her movies that way? Ooooooooh okay. So she might as well be a porn star, just without the hot dickings (on film at least). Gotcha… at least you people realize why she’s in movies…

Courtesy of SocioTom - Used with permission.

Courtesy of SocioTom - Used with permission.

Okay, so in all seriousness folks. Why do you pay money to see movies with people in them who blatantly can’t act, and pretty much admit they can’t act? Eye candy only goes so far… and honestly the woman isn’t hot anyway. It’s like Carmen Electra and Jessica Alba. Sure 12 year old boys like to fap over them, but grown men? Seriously you should have better taste than that. Perhaps someone who’s not a self-centered, mindless twat, with perhaps a modicum of acting ability? In an interview about her new movie Jennifer’s Body, she even admits “there are no robots to distract you from whatever performance I do give” aka… nothing to distract you from my horrible acting, sorry. And don’t get me started on the new movie either. A cheerleader seduces boys in order to kill them? That’s an original concept. At least she kills them by eating them because she’s possessed by a demon, that’s at least interesting, but the setting (cheerleader, high school…*cough*) ruins that for me.

Please, do me a favor, stop supporting terrible-ness so I don’t have to have my vision infected by it whenever I see an ad on TV or online. I don’t want to see ads for this girl talking about how she thinks she’s hotter than Angelina Jolie anymore (which she obviously isn’t, but that’s besides the point). Take your pompous ass back to where it belongs, in porn, or Vegas. That’s where women who can’t act who think they’re hot usually end up, please take your proper place. Thanks.

~Ian


Jul 16 2009

I’m Mad As Hell…

Ian E. Muller

In today’s time and age, hypocrisy tends to lead sheeple in and out of their daily lives. The American public follows world news with a sorrowful eye, proclaiming “oh the poor Iranians, good for them standing up to their corrupt government” and “damn that Kim Jong-Il and his oppressive regime in Korea.” It’s a pitiful state where people would sacrifice freedom for the sake of national security - Source.  When we can no longer feed our children because entertainment is more important, living in dilapidated trailers while owning 52” plasma TVs and X-Box 360s, and people are  more concerned about the affairs of foreign nations than the bullshit being propagated in their own country.  If a country declares the United States an oppressor we look at that country as a rebel and nuisance, rather than address their legitimate concerns. We meddle, we fight, we disturb, we deform, we force westernization on countries that would be better off left alone, and we manipulate. And the “youth” are no more promising than the current “regime.” “Rebels” complain about the state of affairs in their blogs and YouTube videos (Yes, I realize I’m doing the same thing, bear with me) while scarfing down Taco Bell and McDonald’s and purchasing $150 dollar Nikes and converse sneakers and branding themselves with consumerism.  Environmentalist and politically minded college students spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on educations that brainwash them into a false sense of activism, making them think they are making a difference and changing the world when really they are just promoting the same old ideas in new shiny packaging. Liberals and Conservatives are guilty of the same “crimes” as the system keeps degrading. The economy is sinking lower and lower while food and gas prices go up and up. Jobs become more and more scarce as the dollars value sinks and we do nothing to attempt to halt the crash. The revolutionaries of old are our CEOs of today, and todays revolutionaries think sitting at their computer will change the world.

Films like Zeitgeist (The Zeitgeist Movement) are noteworthy and valiant attempts to spread knowledge and fight the disease known as apathy, but it’s not enough. The movie Network is an amazing film, which while dated (1976) is still extremely relevant today. Watch this clip to get an idea of what I mean - “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore.” If we sit back and watch the world go by, hoping it will change, we might as well be attempting to self-fellate. It’s useless and in the end we’re just screwing ourselves. Constant, vigilant action is necessary to make change. The film V for Vendetta, while a fictional story is a good example. But why do people always have to wait to be led? Why can’t they begin on their own. Must there always be an instigator, a scapegoat. If things go wrong do we need someone to blame? Why? Be accountable for your own actions, or be held accountable for your inaction.

“Living greener” and “promoting social awareness” isn’t going to change the world we live in. You can recycle all the cans you want and bike instead of drive, and donate to charities and be active in the socio-political world, but that’s not going to change things. The system has been in place for so long that working within the system is just going to corrupt the attempts to improve it. As the newest President of the USA has said, we need change. But much more change that I think he had in mind. It’s only matter of time before the system is defeated, or the system defeats us. Change must come… will the people watch it happen, or be the force behind it?

~Ian


Jan 12 2009

Influences that shape us, and the labels we turn them in to.

Ian E. Muller

In recent conversations I’ve had with two different people, we talked about labeling yourself as something, while in truth you are more influenced by it. Specifically - in the past I have labeled myself as a Buddhist, and an Existentialist, but in reality I am neither of these things, I am simply heavily influenced by them. As Brandon put it, he is a “Brandonist.”

So the question I have been pondering today is, why do people label themselves, and others? Is it out of laziness? “I know what a Christian is, and it’s easier for me to lump you in as one than see you as an individual.”? Is it fora  sense of familiarity? “Japan is a strange place to me, but there are other white people around, so I’m not all that alone here.”? Or perhaps out of a sense of assumption (another thing I had a very long conversation about in the wee hours of this morning)? “You’re a Christian so you must be like every other Christian I know of.”? Or perhaps in a less negative light of assumption - “You’re reading a book of poetry so you must be literate.”

In all of those cases it’s possible for someone to get offended. Many times, I’m sure, people have made assumptions about me because of my piercings, mohawk, and style of dress. And I doubt those assumptions were “he must be a well-read, polite, young man with a college degree in philosophy and religious studies who plans on going to grad school and becoming a professor of philosophy.” Heh. But it seems the way that our world works in on making these assumptions and judgments, either positive or negative. The trick is not basing your opinion of the situation or person on these assumption. Making an assumption is not the same as getting to know someone, and in most cases you’ll probably be pleasantly surprised by someone you had a negative assumption about (sadly, the same can be said in the reverse, and it seems that you can be unpleasantly surprised by someone you had a positive assumption about).

The idea, as someone suggested to me this morning, is not to avoid making assumptions, but to not let them control your life. Be open to the possibility that maybe that punk kid in the subway station is a brilliant scholar of 18th century literature, or that the nice, clean-cut boy who bags your groceries every week is actually an alcoholic asshole who beats his girlfriend. Everyone deserves a closer look, regardless of initial impression I believe.

So how does this tie back to labels? My point is that labels are rarely, if ever, accurate, and the idea is to always look deeper then the color of someone’s hair, or skin, or religion. No one is identical, and no one knows everything. The idea to learn from each other, and maybe learn someone new about yourself at the same time. I am influenced by Zen Buddhism. I am influenced by Heideggarian Existentialism. I am influenced by my friends and family, but I am not those things, and neither are you.


Apr 9 2008

The Best Song of the 80’s?

Ian E. Muller

“(I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight” by Cutting Crew

What? You disagree? You think “Endless Love” or “Every Breath You Take” is better? Okay… “Every Breath You Take” is bloody awesome, because honestly, who can beat Sting… But seriously, no, out of the miriad of songs released in the 1980’s, IJDIYAT is by far the best.

Why, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you.

It’s sappy as hell. The hook (”I just died in your arms tonight”) came to the singer while he was having sex with his girlfriend (death being a euphamism for orgasm… which if taken literally is pretty nasty, “I just came IN your arms…”). Seriously, does a song get anymore romantic than that? (Don’t answer that). So, beat that Sting! (Okay, so you did, nevermind). (Click here for the info on the whole sex thing…)

Now. Musically you might say “Oh, the songs not that good, it’s actually kind of crappy.” But, I disagree. If it had been anymore musically complex it would have detracted too much from the important message in the lyrics (Being, “Hey, I just came in your arms”… wait… And of course who could forget the amazing line “the curtains are closed, the cat’s in the cradle.” Now, I don’t know about you, but I don’t keep my cat in a cradle, I let him wander of his own accord. Unless of course you don’t want the cat jumping up on the bed while you’re screwing, in which case maybe putting it in a cradle is a good idea (more like a cage, as I don’t know many cats that couldn’t just jump out of a cradle).

But seriously, besides that one line I’m not too sure about, it’s a rather well written song about… fucking someone you love. I approve. Hey, maybe it doesn’t match up with “Every Breath You Take”… or pretty much any of the songs written by Queen or Pink Floyd or a few other bands from the 80s… but it’s still an awesome song. For some reason it comes on the radio almost every time I walk into 711, and I get strange looks when I start singing (loudly) along with it. Plus there have been some awesome covers (okay not really, almost all the covers of the song suck) and AMV’s made from it (I’m thinking specifically of the very short AMV set to Cowboy Bebop in AMVHell 3, watch it, it’s awesome). And lets not forget the music video. Hot girl in lingerie? Check. Stereotypical looking 80’s band? Check. Graveyard? Check… wait, what? Observe!

Watch the video, it kicks ass.

So as I was saying. It may not REALLY be the best song of the 80s, but it is awesome. And it was #1 on the charts for 2 weeks when it was released in the US… not that that means much.

Btw, if you are wondering what spawned this random rant…

Now go listen to more power ballads!

~Ian


Apr 9 2008

In which I express my frustration at the workings of modern world…

Brandon N. Schory

Dear World,

Please pull your heads out of your asses. Stop trying to make a toaster that can read your mind and pop the bread out at the exact right color and crispiness, and start tackling real problems. In case you didn’t notice we’ve been spending a lot of time recently teetering on the brink of thermonuclear war. There are people everywhere who have no idea where or when their next meal will be. People are being killed in large number in many places over trite things like land and power. Let’s not forget that one of the world’s few superpowers has no idea what the phrase “human rights” means, and the others don’t have the balls to tell them. “My Fellow Americans” might also notice that, even though by the numbers we’re not in a recession yet, most people think we are and aren’t spending any money, so our economy is heading that way. Does the term foreclosure and the sentence “now where the hell am I going to live and how the hell am going to eat” ring a bell? Anyone?

We have spent the past 100 years making things more and more complex for ourselves. We’ve invested all of this time in to technology, and it’s given us a lot of power. In the end though, most of us use that power to spend way to much our time trying to solve stupid little problems, like how to make cooking some instant macaroni an easier and more enjoyable experience, so that someone else can get in front of their TV or Computer faster. I’m not against making life easier, but let’s try to make life livable for everyone first, then we can work on easy.

This is not a zero sum game. Your loss is not my win. If you win, I win. If you lose, I lose. If no one ever goes to sleep not knowing if they’ll be alive or have their basic needs met when the next morning rolls around, we all win, because then, no matter how bad it gets, we will all be able to at least survive.

Hugs and Kisses,

- Brandon


Oct 17 2007

This Land is Your Land

Brandon N. Schory

I made mention in my concert wrap-up that Tom Morello performed the uncensored version of Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land”. It has caused me over the last few days to think about my childhood and this song. I first was taught this song in Kindergarten, and we would sing it daily after the pledge of allegiance. It occurs to me how much we really do protect, and unfortunately, manipulate our children when they are young. We try to shield them from having to realize how unfair life is, and how utterly against them the world is. Then, suddenly, when they reach an age where they can act like adults, the walls come crumbling down and they’re thrown out to fend for themselves and deal with what, more often than not, a bad hand they are dealt.

Woodie Guthrie wrote this song as an alternate National Anthem, in response to Irving Berlin’s complacent and idealistic “God Bless America”. This was to be an anthem about the real America, we the people. Unfortunately from 1945 to the modern day, the version most people hear and learn from a young age is censored. I have posted the complete lyrics below. The last two verses seen here are the censored verses, and, not coincidentally, the most meaningful. Please pass them along to anyone you feel may have missed them the first time around.

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me.

As I went walking that ribbon of highway
I saw above me that endless skyway
I saw below me that golden valley
This land was made for you and me.

I’ve roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond desert
And all around me a voice was sounding
This land was made for you and me.

When the sun came shining, and I was strolling
and the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling
As the fog was lifting a voice was chanting
This land was made for you and me.

Nobody living can ever stop me
As I go walking my freedom highway
Nobody living can ever make me turn back
This land was made for you and me.

As I went walking, I saw a sign there;
And on the sign there, it said, ‘No Trespassing.’
But on the other side; it didn’t say nothing!
That side was made for you and me.

In the squares of the city, In the shadow of a steeple;
By the relief office, I’d seen my people.
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking,
Is this land made for you and me?

I cannot complete this commentary better than those that have already said so much. Go read Kurt Vonnegut’s “God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater”. He says what needs to be said far better than I could ever hope to.

Take care,

- B


Oct 16 2007

Concert Wrap-up

Brandon N. Schory

So it’s finally time to talk about the Alter Bridge concert this weekend. This was put off as I found out yesterday afternoon that my friend Anthony had an extra ticket to that evening’s The Nightwatchman (Tom Morello)/Serj Tankian concert. (Thanks again Anthony, you are the man!) I thought I would just save this and wrap up both. So here it goes.

The Alter Bridge (with Another Animal opening) show was Sunday night, over at the Roxy. Apparently with the Fenway area clubs closed for renovations, everything has been moved to the Roxy. It’s an interesting larger-size club and a lot nicer than the Avalon, both aesthetically and acoustically (which isn’t saying much considering how bad the Avalon is). On the other hand, they don’t know how to utilize the space quite right for the sound system they have. They had the mix up way too loud, so much so that being near the stage for Another Animal was painful. Unfortunately a lot of the detail of the high end was lost due to the poor mixing. Thankfully they turned it down a bit for Alter Bridge, and those guys are just so musical and awesome they cut right through the nonsense, but it made it hard to really evaluate Another Animal. That’s how it is with any concert though. The opening band always gets a raw deal when getting mixed, while they take forever to perfect the sound for the closing act. All in all a good venue, but I prefer the Paradise Rock Club and Citi Performing Arts Center Wang Theater (which, from what I hear, is somewhat akin to the Orpheum, which I’ve never actually been to).

On to the show. Another Animal was interesting despite the mixing problem. They’re basically Godsmack with a new lead singer, and they still sound a lot like Godsmack. Their slower stuff sounds like Godsmack’s first album, and everything else sounds like their later stuff. It was a cool band with some good guitar and good songs. I was never really in to Godsmack, so they don’t really rock my world or anything, but it’s listenable, and something I wouldn’t turn off if it came on. If you at all like Godsmack, it’s worth checking out I think. In any case, their lead singer, Whitfield Crane, is a badass guy with a pretty good voice and presence.

What is there to say about Alter Bridge? It’s really hard to put anything about them in to words. When they play live you can see just how much they all love performing. They have amazing presence and, unlike a lot of modern bands, they really know their songs inside and out. I first saw them in 2004 on their first tour for their first album, and seeing them then made me really listen to and love their album. This time was no different. Their set list was the vast majority of their new album (including doing “One By One” live for the first time that night), as well as all the best songs of their first album “One Day Remains”. Their performances of things like “Find the Real”, “Open Your Eyes”, and “Broken Wings” were just as amazing as the first time around (and a personal treat for me), but their live performance of Blackbird just blew me away. Blackbird is an amazing track on the album (and probably the best song they’ve written to date), so to say it’s so much better live is really saying a lot. You can really see them pouring themselves in to every moment of it (specifically Myles since it’s a dedication to his friend).

Speaking of Myles, I knew going in to it that he was supposed to be a pretty good guitarist. It was really amazing to watch him keep right up with Mark Tremonti through all of the rhythm parts, and even do a few of the solos that I was sure Tremonti had played on the album. No one can compare to Mark when he really goes off on a solo, but Myles really held his own and showed how talented and dynamic he is. He also surprised us with a couple of covers he performed without the rest of the band. The first was Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah”, which Myles has a great voice and feel for. He just let the song flow through him, instead of trying, as so many do with that song, to recreate the original (or the Jeff Buckley version which is just as popular). Later on in the show he broke in to a great rendition of Robert Johnson’s “Riverside Traveling Blues”, played in the tradition slide guitar style on a badass Dean resonator guitar. I’m torn between which cover of this I like better, Myles’ or the one Eric Clapton did on “Me and Mr. Johnson”. It’s a close call.

The final surprise of the evening was the first song of the encore, when they brought Whitfield Crane back on and had him sing lead on a cover of AC/DC’s “Whole Lotta Rosie”, with Mark Tremonti playing the role of Angus, sans ridiculous stage moves. It was an awesome cover, but I would have really loved to see Mark or Myles duck walk across the stage. If you’re going to cover AC/DC, someone has to do it. All said and done it was an awesome concert, and you all should try to catch them on tour if at all possible (and go pick up the album already, I’m not going to tell you again).

Now, the Nightwatchman/Serj concert Monday night at the Paradise Rock Club. In one word: AWESOME! I’m gonna get the only bad thing of the night out of the way first. The Paradise Rock Club is a small, intimate venue, with, unfortunately, two large poles in the middle of the floor. These are easily worked around though, and rarely cause a problem for viewing the show. The key to all this description is to show that this is no place for you aggressive douche bags to try to mosh and push your way through the crowd. For the love of Christ there were signs posted everywhere telling you about this. Now I’m all for mosh pits in huge venues where there’s lots of room and people can get out of the way if they don’t want to be involved. They can be a lot of fun to watch and be in. At these small clubs though just deal with your angsty rage bullshit and enjoy the show and leave the people around you the hell alone. To all of you awesome other people, if you happen to be directly behind one of these douche bags, do us all a favor: when the security staff isn’t looking just sock the bastards as hard as you can in the back of the head. They’re angling for brain damage anyway, so it’s cool. Bonus points if you break their spines.

On an up note, to the security of the Paradise, you guys rock. Thank you so much for keeping people cool and ejecting that one douche bag who couldn’t stop running in to the people around him and screaming inappropriately at the band (I have never heard a crowd erupt so loud as when that guy got ejected). The loser was high out of his mind too, which made it all the worse (my guess is mushrooms or acid, he was definitely seeing something that wasn’t Serj). If you have to get that wasted to enjoy a show, you should immediately remove yourself from society by any means necessary. The human race will be better off if you never procreate. (That said, if you wanna get drunk or high, and be mellow and cool and not a pain in the ass about it, more power to you. So long as I don’t have to deal with it.)

Enough ranting, because the show was really awesome. The Nightwatchman is apparently a persona of Tom Morello (I guess), even though he broke ‘character’ a couple of times, after one particularly badass, angry song, “not bad for a Harvard geek”. The set was everything I would expect from him, but I think more badass than ever. It was just him and an acoustic guitar (and the occasional harmonica) singing angry rebel songs. It really kept with everything Serj and Tom have been saying about how our country is going to shit and we need to do something about it. He definitely gets the prize for the easiest approach to whipping a crowd in to a frenzy. It was a “f*ck you, I’m Tom Morello, you are all going to f*cking scream and get in to this right now” kind of thing. It was awesome. I’ve never screamed so loud for so long at a concert. He played a good half hour to 45 minute set, with Serj joining him for the very mellow and beautiful”Lazarus on Down”, a nice touch in a great song. He ended with the complete version of Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land” (not the censored version you hear which is missing some verses), with everyone singing along at the top of their lungs, and him demanding that we “jump like Rage Against the Machine was on stage”. A really solid set and I’ll definitely be picking up the album.

About a half an hour of set-up later Serj finally came on. He’s even more dynamic a singer in person than I could have imagined. For someone who is generally so mellow and peaceful, he really let’s go and gets deeply in to the songs on stage. From the insane to the mellow he is the ultimate showman and performer. He’s also rounded up a great backing band, including a really badass drummer. The entire set was a highlight, everything was just awesome. Of special note, mostly because it was completely unexpected, was their cover of the Dead Kennedy’s “Holiday in Cambodia”. Serj and band are probably the only people who could have really pulled it off, and the crowd really went wild during it. Definitely try to catch these guys while they’re on tour, and pick up Serj’s new solo album which should be out soon.

To bring the weekend full circle, I realized that Whitfield Crane (lead singer of Another Animal) was at the Serj concert, and I was standing next to him the whole time. Awesome weekend, and you all should make sure to pick up the Alter Bridge, Nighwatchman, and Serj Tankian albums ASAP (and if you even kind of like Godsmack, the Another Animal album too).

Ciao,

-B

Links:

Another Animal

Alter Bridge

The Nightwatchman

Serj Tankian


Aug 13 2007

Random Thoughts and Comments

Brandon N. Schory

1.) People in Boston need to learn what a Cheese Steak is. Steak and cheese != Cheese Steak. Learn how to make one right instead of this dried out crappy shredded beef on hard rolls you can get up here, and then you may start selling them.

2.) Hoagies damnit. Boston needs some. Cold ham and cheese on a long roll needs to be on a soft hoagie roll not a hard sub roll. Save the sub roll and name for chicken parm and the like. I want a goddamn hoagie in this damn city.

3.) In keeping with 2, Wawa needs to buy out 7-11 so we can get the badass and cheap Wawa iced tea and hoagies up here, and at a reasonable price to boot (not to mention the soups and hot sandwiches and good coffee).

4.) Programming Languages need to standardize on ONE format for storing date and time, and specifically they need to standardize translating that data structure in to a string that is formatted so it can be read in all languages. We’re in a world where languages can communicate amongst themselves using XML, goddammit get some data standardization for the important bits.

5.) If you have not yet read Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis read it right the f*ck now. I bought Jaco a copy for his birthday and he loved it. He had never heard of it or read anything by Warren Ellis before. This only solidifies my resolve that everyone should read that book.

6.) Also read anything written by Terry Pratchett ever, at the very least The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic (I’m on Equal Rites currently).

7.) I love the Crash Test Dummies. I finally got around to buying the album God Shuffled His Feet, and it’s just solid and badass.

8.) Tea needs more caffeine in it. I need the kick of an energy drink without feeling my liver turning hard from all the bad shit they put in there. The only things allowed to harden my liver are good beer and whiskey damnit.

9.) AirTran airways needs to reconsider their check in arrangements at Philadelphia International Airport. I waited in line for half an hour to check my bag, after taking 3 minutes to print my boarding pass. Only to have it take a minute to print the tag and give it to the guy scanning luggage. How about a separate lane for people who already have their boarding pass. Only took me 10 minutes to get through security there and the line was 3-4 times as long. It is a *sad* day when TSA is better organized than you are.

10.) XM radio, while convenient in the context of having something to listen to on takeoff and landing (not that I don’t usually just conceal my iPod and headphones anyway), has really really shitty programming. I heard maybe 2 good songs on it, the rest were mediocre or poor. Radio is shit as is, don’t need to pay for more shitty programming when I can buy an FM transmitter for at most $80 (and those are iPod specific nice ones) and balst my own damn music over any radio in the area.

11.) iPods do not cause problems when taking off or landing unless that have an FM transmitter attached to them, so the FAA really needs to pull their head out of their collective ass and allow people to listen to CD players, tape players, and mp3 players. These are things people want and need to keep calm during takeoff and landing, and the last thing you want on a plane is someone freaking out when it could have been avoided with a little common sense.

12.) If they ban tobacco I want them to ban cell phone because listening to other people’s conversations and shitty ring tones is a jeopardy to my mental health, as well as anything in the least bit radioactive, as I would prefer not to be sterile or have cancers I do not intend to get. Fair is fair if we’re going to talk about taking away peoples rights to jeopardize the health of others. Point being made: if you don’t want to smell it, leave, or nicely tell the person smoking it is bothering you and suggest a reasonable solution to the problem that is not “you fucking disgusting smoker quit blowing your cancer stick smoke in my face i wish you would all just die”. If they don’t walk up to you and blow it in your face, don’t give them a dirty look or tell them off because you’re too oblivious to notice they’ve been smoking there and walk through it.

13.) At the muse show I noticed this time around that they’re doing a lot more impromptu jamming between songs. The badass thing is it was all blues based. I’m pretty convinved now that their next album is going to be their take on blues rock, and as such, will be the greatest thing ever.

14.) There is nothing like the Jersey Shore, period. I don’t care what you say about the beaches you happen to go to, they all suck in comparison. Eris bless Ocean City and Long Beach Island State Park.

15.) Related to 14, going to a beach on a lake is not the same as going to a beach on the ocean, even if you Midwesterners will never understand that.

16.) Also related to 14, mmm Shriver’s salt water taffy. *nom nom nom*

17.) There is nothing like a Monday sushi lunch to get the week started off right.

Ciao,

- B


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